Newcastle 1 City 3

We wondered what happened to that team of last season,the one that mesmerised crowds & tormented teams for 3/4/5 goals every game .City were back to thier awesome best yesterday & stats-shmats -newcastle are a decent outfit regardless,Everton arent worldbeaters but always give us a problem etc etc.

The front 4 ran riot,Silva & toure (yaya) feeding balls into the wonderful Nasri , Tevez & Aguero,some fantastic close up one two`s,neat deft little touches in a hugely crowded area - this has obviously been trained into the players as- They are champions,everyone will work harder to close them down.

The 1st goal,pass of the season from yaya,a ball from heaven played to nasri-squared to Aguero for a tap in -glorious pass though 0-1 city.

Garcia Headed in a cracking goal from Silvas Corner 0-2 half time

Second half ,for 20 mins Newcastle were great,pulling a goal back from Ba after a flick over confused everyone as there was a man clearly offside that made city stop.City Finally put it to bed on 78 mins after some great work by Silva & pab Zab on the left for yaya to slide in 1-3

a good days work

Illuminati Dispatch Top Agents To ensure Manchester United win the Derby

As our exclusive pictures can reveal,the Illuminatis top 2 agents Bob Duvall & Tommy Cruise were sent By the Overlord to ensure that the world economy would not become unstable-by ensuring a win for united...As barak Obama & Donald Rumsfeld had put the "worlds money " on United to win !
A Certain dodgy betting dude in a bar in what is clearly meant to look like china,said "no comment,you go away now".Evidence of a cover up if ever i saw one !!

Duvall & Cruise Informing the MCFC Spokesmen for daft religious nutters  of the result of the game,upon thier arrival at the stadium.Duvall brilliantly under cover even asked "will there be a shoot out if its 2-2 on full time "?"Unless Joseph smith comes to life in the next 90 minutes...then no sir" said the quaking spokesman in clear masonic vibrating overtones of the 33rd parallel.

They then met keith chegwin !