It was all going so well,United 679 points ahead in the "race" that has no start or finish line.
United Champions elect (yawnnn),this season is an anti climax for the neuts,but as a city fan im upbeat,we made the semi final of the FA Cup,we played 3 of the legends of Europe in the proper champions league (ok 2 legends............ & Real Madrid :P).
So KJU Pictured below at the fascinating lecture tour of Ryan Giggs & Henry Kissinger at the Bilderbergs meeting where im told Kim Jong does a pretty mean Leonard Rossiter !!! nooo miss jones.
So- KJU is a massive Man ure fan (he lives a million miles from old trafford & has never been to the UK where apparantly Manchester is located......near that London) .Thereby he has 100% qualifications to become a lifetime Manchester United fan .there is a clause that states "i can support chelsea if they have more shiny things that united".But piffle to such tiny inconsistencies & pahhh to club support.
Anyhoo,word has it that United were ordrered to win the derby as again "all the worlds money" had been placed on united to win ....each way !!! (bet was placed by Dan Quayle !!)
As mentioned before Tommy Cruise Overlord minion number 1-6 was supposed to oversee this "routine win" for unitedby Urinating in the centre circle on a 1st class stamp while reciting L Ron Hubbards prayer in hebrew-backwards to please the deity in his spaceship ....which was parked in Chorlton cum hardy !!! <<<
Cruise didnt show up!!! he was making mission improbable 27!
So all hell was let loose....City obviously won the game as they are a vastly superior team than united.KJ Un was furious & declared war on Francis lee...Colin Bell & that Summersby bloke played by Richard gere in that film "the man who came back from the civil war & we still dont know if it was her husband or not...probably cos shes a lesbian"
LRon Hubbard...Founder of Scientology & played left back for stalybridge Celtic from 1967 to 1967
