City 4 Newcastle 0

A team we feared playing 2 years ago were blown away by an awesome city side .Jesus Navas is an excellent buy & Pablo Zabaleta who signed a new 4 year deal oozed class in conjunction with the Fantastic Navas.Sergio Aguero also sparkled -In fact they all did ,poor joe hart was again watchin the game from the stands.

Silva opened the scoring on 6 mins 

after a nice move on the left by Dzeko who bought a yard then crossed for silva to nod in.Agueros 2nd was Pure Maradona ,a perfectly placed side foot into the only area available in the bottom left hand corner,the slo mo shows how the nice flat turf allwed it in snooker ball style .
47 mins the ref over reacted  & sent taylor off - game over.
2nd half a brilliant free kick by Yaya Toure  made it 3-0 on 49 mins after city set up cam in newcastles half.
The 4th was a lovely opportunist goal by Samir nasri who pounced on a stray pass,slipped through 2 defenders & popped the ball into the net,quite delightful :)

Have not been on much recently due to losing a family member,will be back to my sarcastic man united hating venom spitting best  for the new term...TTFN  

Sergio Aguero - The pic says it all really ....

Illuminati Use Thier power to stop a manc takeover

The Illuminati have struck again at the heart of the worlds most important "thing" the FA Cup final.
It was feared a Manchester Final may be ill advised as the mancs might take over london & make everyone talk funneh.
The illuminati dispatched 2 agents forthwith to Wemberleeee to intercept the Ball bag.....they beat up Adrian Chiles then set about thier business of seeking the legendary Ball bag (the cloth bag that the Balls used to make the draw reside in before they go into the globe of possibilites).Thier Auras are cleansed whilst in the globe.The balls are in fact now small robots that will move into position when the FBI tell them to.

CITY 2 WEST HAM 1

I watched both the live game & the hilights.MOTD always cut citys games & its beyond me why.
City went ahead after some lovely link up play from nasri with aguero finishing .All city again,the 2nd was a peach,yaya picks the ball up on the right few yards from 18 yard line,turns inside & wallops a corker into the net & the keeper had no chance,MOTD edit now comes into play.Joe Hart sustained an injury to his back that MOTD IGNORED TOTALLY.this was how carroll scored so easy as Joe couldnt get down to smother the ball....

23 mins RIP MVF - never forgotten

Illuminati Furious as Manchester City cause all out Nuclear war with North Korea !

It was all going so well,United 679 points ahead in the "race" that has no start or finish line.
United Champions elect (yawnnn),this season is an anti climax for the neuts,but as a city fan im upbeat,we made the semi final of the FA Cup,we played 3 of the legends of Europe in the proper champions league (ok 2 legends............ & Real Madrid :P).

So KJU Pictured below at the fascinating lecture tour of Ryan Giggs & Henry Kissinger at the Bilderbergs meeting where im told Kim Jong does a pretty mean Leonard   Rossiter !!! nooo miss jones.

So- KJU is a massive Man ure fan (he lives a million miles from old trafford & has never been to the UK where apparantly Manchester is located......near that London) .Thereby he has 100% qualifications to become a lifetime Manchester United fan .there is a clause that states "i can support chelsea if they have more shiny things that united".But piffle to such tiny inconsistencies & pahhh to club support.
Anyhoo,word has it that United were ordrered to win the derby as again "all the worlds money" had been placed on united to win ....each way !!! (bet was placed by Dan Quayle !!)
As mentioned before Tommy Cruise Overlord minion number 1-6  was supposed to oversee this "routine win" for unitedby Urinating in the centre circle on a 1st class stamp while reciting L Ron Hubbards prayer in hebrew-backwards to please the deity in his spaceship ....which was parked in Chorlton cum hardy !!!  <<<Cruise didnt show up!!! he was making mission improbable 27! 
So all hell was let loose....City obviously won the game as they are a vastly superior team than united.KJ Un was furious & declared war on Francis lee...Colin Bell & that Summersby bloke played by Richard gere in that film "the man who came back from the civil war & we still dont know if it was her husband or not...probably cos shes a lesbian" 

LRon Hubbard...Founder of Scientology & played left back for stalybridge Celtic from 1967 to 1967