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Friday, 7 August 2009

Football jokes/quotes & chants & funnies

Did they really say that??.........
Barcelona,a stadium that holds 120 thousand.........& they are ALL in newcastle tonight!

Julian dicks is everywhere......its like theyv got 11 dicks on the field!

i NEVER comment on refs,so i wont say anythin about that prat!

Im not a believer in luck...................but i believe you need it!

its one all............an exact reversal of last weeks game !!

the celtic manager has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve!
FOOTBALL ANAGRAMS
Paul merson-lump on arse
george best-go get beers
teddy sherringham-hed shag dirty men
karlheinze reidler-he killer red nazi
match of the day-they of mad chat
gareth southgate-treat to huge shag
david lee-evil dead
SONGS
man city
we never win at home,we never win away,
we lost last week & were losin 2day,
we dont give a f### cos were all pissed up
MCFC OK

hes only a poor lil scouser,
his face is all battered & torn,
he made me feel sick,so i hit him wiv a brick,
& now he dont sing anymore

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