Offside.Why the law needs changing NOW !

Anyone that reads these knows i dont write huge blogs when city lose,if you dont like that,tough ! I reserve the right to sulk,bitch & moan  with no advance warning,then to post massive blogs when we win about how fantastic we are ,im a bloke...Being a bloke i actually understand offside.It is true that many women believe that offside is a throw in(when the ball goes off the side-cant blame em really can ya),so do many men! Many do understand what is often misunderstood,misinterpreted & often called wrong.....I dont mean by us punters..I MEAN THE OFFICIALS!

The new 50 pence piece -designed for the olympics to let people know what offside is,This,to date,is the only explanation we the public have ever been given.Save that is for the ridiculous draconian alnmost shire like rules & regs of the football assosiation.

In order to actually SEE an offside one needs the vision crossed twixt a flounder(a sea dwelling flat fish) & an owl !.
When the ball is played the linesman(while running)has to look back to the ball ,back to the last defender,then the furthest attacker,in a nano second-so lets slow it down.
The ball is played...the linesman will look & wont see the ball played,he will then glance at the line,which has moved,then make a decision -this is simply not possible & it was reserach into linesmen that led me to a shocking revelation
MANY LINESMEN USE SOUND !! YES ,SOUND TO GAUGE OFFSIDE.The sound of the ball being kicked is the trigger for many offside decisions & that is shocking.So many wont even look at the ball,they will look at the 2 players in the mix (the last defender & furthest attacker) & (again while EVERYONE is moving) call it how he sees it. 60 % of all offsides are blatantly obvious ,player walking back from an attck,a man over the static line at a set piece,clear offsides that anyone can see(yet its funny we the viewers have a better view than the line) etc etc.There is no fine line with the obvious,but some are simply to close for a human to call.He cannot see the ball being played,the 2 players ,the line they are on & run at the same time,cant be done unless you dislocate both his eyes!
ALL grounds are equipped for media now,the goal line tech is going to be reality-the line cams at the world cup were the only non annoyance from the awful tournament.ITS TIME TO GET SHOT OF LINESMEN! they cant gauge split line decisions & if city lose the prem league by 3 pts this season -the linesman from the sunderland game that started all this,will need to emigrate !
THE TIME FOR CAMERAS IS NOW